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19 Aug 2008 - Live in Nanny Needed for 4 kids (Pls don't call them "Precious Ones")
14 Jul 2008 - You bit my leg while I was passed out and I never got to ask your name - w4m
10 Jul 2008 - ALL UTIL. INCLUDED!!! THIS IS THE ONE YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!!
07 Jul 2008 - MISS ME! Goddamnit!! - m4w
07 Jul 2008 - Free Broken Time Machine
04 Jun 2008 - An Open Letter to the Brokers of New York City
20 Apr 2008 - who put the dead bird in my mailbox? - w4m
19 Apr 2008 - KERMIT SEEKS PIGGY
17 Apr 2008 - Ibanker seeking romance
12 Mar 2008 - Silda Spitzer, I will totally do you. - m4w
27 Feb 2008 - OK . . . I give up . . . just fuck me like a whore
07 Feb 2008 - Fingered on the RED line - Columbia University - w4m
25 Jan 2008 - Dear Star Wars ex-boyfriend, my vag is sore
10 Jan 2008 - Replying to w4m casual encounters ads? A little feedback ..
26 Dec 2007 - No, really - someone come get this horrible Chili Beer
18 Dec 2007 - fancy being lavished during the holidays?
02 Dec 2007 - To the person who broke into my car last night
26 Nov 2007 - Wanted: Heart Surgeon for 1/2 Day Gig - No Pay
21 Nov 2007 - Help me keep the shell people alive.
11 Nov 2007 - Why Must You Bother the Nice Women?
23 Oct 2007 - We met for a drink and you caught me making out with a man - m4w
11 Oct 2007 - To the gentleman who called me a depreciating asset
14 Aug 2007 - Diola lle, lovers of Middle Earth - w4m
06 Aug 2007 - NYC SUBWAY RANT: JESUS CHRIST!
06 Aug 2007 - Potato Cannon
07 Jul 2007 - I will trade you records if you hang out with me and you are female
29 Jun 2007 - Why I no longer want to have sex
10 Jun 2007 - To all my clients....from your friendly online porn store
21 May 2007 - Alluring, difficult woman seeks stable and assertive man
18 May 2007 - Yesterday was hell
06 May 2007 - you PISSED on my floor
30 Apr 2007 - Celebrity Nail clippings for Elementary Math tutor
25 Apr 2007 - How to Write an Effective Missed Connection
08 Apr 2007 - An EPIC mount! (warcraft players look inside) - w4m
22 Feb 2007 - I will apologize because I don't feel like going to jail.
21 Dec 2006 - TO THE WOMAN WHO IS BLOWING MY BOSS
18 Nov 2006 - To My 83rd St. Neighbor: It's REALLY Not What You Think! - w4m
16 Nov 2006 - I see penises.
13 Oct 2006 - I'm your Assistant, Not an Ass
19 Sep 2006 - A memo to all NYC subway commuters
11 Sep 2006 - *******Brokers: MUST READ*********
31 Jul 2006 - Boyfriend with AC needed - w4m
23 Jul 2006 - Re: SBF - Why Is It Difficult!!!!! - w4m - 36 - m4w
07 Jul 2006 - Dear Dear Transvestite Sitting On My Stoop, - w4m
05 Jul 2006 - Thank You, Tall Queen
02 Jul 2006 - WHAT IS A POO DOG ???
06 Jun 2006 - M.C. with a boyfriend...or someone to kill a cockroach.
02 Jun 2006 - Cheap place for extreme cat lovers - 73rd and 3rd
01 Jun 2006 - Dear Pigeons Eating Puke on the Sidewalk
17 May 2006 - Dear CATS: You make it impossible to love you!!!!
06 Apr 2006 - M w/ male voices in my head, seeking F counterpart w/ female voices - m4w
08 Mar 2006 - True confessions of a pic collector.
22 Feb 2006 - Stink, Stank, Stunk - The DOs and DON'Ts of Farting
08 Feb 2006 - I'm getting married! - w4m
22 Jan 2006 - The Popsicle Cartel
19 Jan 2006 - Let Me Do Your House Chores For Time With Your Smelly Feet -M4W-PIC-
10 Jan 2006 - Rant: My mother died this evening. Rave: She was a great mom.
04 Jan 2006 - Lonely Onanista Living in National Monument Seeks Assistance -w4m
21 Dec 2005 - Gay? Need a ride?
21 Dec 2005 - 123 Things I Love About NYC?!
21 Dec 2005 - SUMO WRESTLE ME IN TIMES SQUARE TOMORROW. I'M SERIOUS.
21 Dec 2005 - Why I'm not sleeping with the Nice Guy On the Second Date
14 Dec 2005 - Retarded Clients and their business ventures..
29 Nov 2005 - To the guy who robbed me at 114th & Morningside Ave, 11/28/05
16 Nov 2005 - You are NOT adopting my pet.
12 Nov 2005 - i bought condoms from my deliguy for NOTHING,ruining our relationship
27 Oct 2005 - MC With The Hot Guy Who Died in My Apartment - w4m
21 Oct 2005 - The girls I have dated
11 Oct 2005 - To the woman who danced in my pee and stepped on my heart. - m4w
05 Oct 2005 - MC with three-legged guy in mid-town bathroom (& my dignity) - w4m
01 Oct 2005 - Missed connection with my Starter Wife - m4w
16 Aug 2005 - CAT SITTER needed for my lousy cat
15 Aug 2005 - Make Sex Not War: Israel May Have Begun Pull-Out, This Arab Cock Wont
04 Aug 2005 - Thanks for the Memories: the Top Ex-Girlfriends as Jerk-Off Material
04 Aug 2005 - To the sleeping NAKED GIRL in the apartment across the street
22 Jul 2005 - MC with the guy who humped me on the uptown 2
15 Jul 2005 - TOXIC DATES: TIPS TO AVOIDING THEM
13 Jul 2005 - I actually *approached* someone instead of leaving it as a MC, and:
07 Jul 2005 - bleeding-heart liberal seeks sperm donor for potential abortion
21 Jun 2005 - Time Machine (updated with Q&A)
09 Jun 2005 - 90 degrees is the temperature at which the F train melts
08 Jun 2005 - goodbye, old friend....
07 Jun 2005 - Resume/Cover Letter Tips for Potential Interns
02 Jun 2005 - The evil clams will not thwart me
01 Jun 2005 - Italian brown leather sofa - tale of self-discovery - PIC
01 Jun 2005 - Laura, i will kill your bunny
31 May 2005 - Rant: Catcalling
31 May 2005 - Your chin hairs were on my toothbrush again this morning...
27 May 2005 - Racist post etiquette
26 May 2005 - no, I don't want your gyro - w4m
25 May 2005 - RANT: Why I'm not in prison right now.
24 May 2005 - Mom's Silence
23 May 2005 - Your thin girlfriend is going away!
20 May 2005 - what I learned from CL today
20 May 2005 - My, my did you ever get me wet! - w4m
22 Apr 2005 - That was awkward, but commendable.
21 Apr 2005 - I Think Her Name Was Ann Coulter, On The Slopes That Day
20 Apr 2005 - I'm glad you're pregnant, now shut up about it you hormonal cow.
19 Apr 2005 - A note from your friendly convenience store worker
19 Apr 2005 - I Dun Like Seeing Your Feet
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